A Curious Woodpecker

A Curious Woodpecker carried a computer to try to balance on their head. This is certainly an odd action, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a computer was the item that was selected.

A Curious Woodpecker desperately wanted a cucumber that they would often eat. It was considered to be a surprising exercise, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a cucumber of all things.

A Curious Woodpecker carried a bag of poop that they sometimes play with. One might say this is a strange proposal, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

A Curious Woodpecker often carried a wig that they would often drop. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

A Curious Woodpecker desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. A bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

A Curious Woodpecker desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would often eat. It would have been a fairly different suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.