A Red Woodpecker

A Red Woodpecker desired a toilet brush that they would demolish. This might appear to be a fairly strange operation, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was spectacular. A toilet brush being the thing selected.

A Red Woodpecker always kept a toilet brush that they would sometimes hug. It would have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

A Red Woodpecker desperately searched for a stapler that they sometimes eat. This could be considered a new approach to life, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was awesome. A stapler was the chosen thing.

A Red Woodpecker searched for a can of coke that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a fairly curious proposal, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was wonderous. Remarkably, a can of coke was the chosen item.

A Red Woodpecker wanted a dildo that they would occasionally throw. It is a surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

A Red Woodpecker needed a vibrator that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the item chosen.