The Gentle Woodpecker

The Gentle Woodpecker had a cup that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly weird proposal, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a cup of all things.

The Gentle Woodpecker had a magic 8 ball that they would often hug. It was considered to be a fairly strange exercise, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

The Gentle Woodpecker needed a hat that they liked to put on his head. It is a weird undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be awesome. Remarkably, a hat being the item opted for.

The Gentle Woodpecker desperately looked for a can of coke that they liked to annihilate It would have been an extraordinary thought, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Gentle Woodpecker owned a bat that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bat was the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Woodpecker had a cucumber that they would often annihilate It was considered to be a different thought, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the item opted for.