His Confused Woodpecker

His Confused Woodpecker looked for a rubber johnny to rub on his belly. It would be an original approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

His Confused Woodpecker desperately needed a spade to rub on his belly. It is a fairly astonishing activity, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is miraculous. A spade was the chosen thing.

His Confused Woodpecker always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been an extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

His Confused Woodpecker desperately needed a stretchman that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems to be an unusual idea, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a stretchman is the item to select.

His Confused Woodpecker searched for a cup that they would often play with. This could be considered a bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a cup was the chosen thing.

His Confused Woodpecker always had with them a condom to demolish. This is certainly a fairly exciting activity, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a condom being the thing selected.