A Naughty Woodpecker

A Naughty Woodpecker always had with them a toilet brush that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

A Naughty Woodpecker carried a rubber johnny that they would experiment on. This is certainly a fairly new idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

A Naughty Woodpecker desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would share. It should be a fairly odd proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was epic. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

A Naughty Woodpecker desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

A Naughty Woodpecker carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally smash. It should be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

A Naughty Woodpecker owned a mug that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a mug being the thing opted for.