Square Woodpecker

Square Woodpecker desperately craved for a melon that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the thing to choose.

Square Woodpecker desperately craved for a toilet brush to sleep with. This could be considered an astonishing action, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

Square Woodpecker always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered a funny operation, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

Square Woodpecker desperately searched for a radiator that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly original proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator is the thing to choose.

Square Woodpecker desperately looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been an original action, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

Square Woodpecker desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would often throw. This could be considered a fairly odd action, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.