The Crypting Woodpecker

The Crypting Woodpecker looked for a chocolate bar that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been an unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

The Crypting Woodpecker owned a can of Tango that they liked to play with. It might have been a funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

The Crypting Woodpecker desperately looked for a spade that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly bizarre activity, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the item to select.

The Crypting Woodpecker looked for a hat that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a hat was the thing that was chosen.

The Crypting Woodpecker had a helmet that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be an original proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Woodpecker searched for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.