Their Crypting Woodpecker

Their Crypting Woodpecker craved for a wig that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly exciting operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was amazing. Bizarrely, a wig being the thing selected.

Their Crypting Woodpecker always kept a little monkey that they liked to hug. This seems an astonishing activity, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Honestly, a little monkey is the item to select.

Their Crypting Woodpecker owned a pint of cider that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been an exciting approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Honestly, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

Their Crypting Woodpecker carried a big sponge that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

Their Crypting Woodpecker had a bottle of wine that they would often play with. It would have been a fairly different proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

Their Crypting Woodpecker had a cheese grater that they would share. It was considered to be a fairly funny activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.