The Scary Woodpecker

The Scary Woodpecker carried a lava lamp to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly original approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

The Scary Woodpecker desperately looked for a sword that they would sometimes share. It is considered to be a funny suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was entertaining. A sword having that done to it

The Scary Woodpecker wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the item selected.

The Scary Woodpecker desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would sometimes experiment on. It was a bizarre activity, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Woodpecker searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally worship. This seems to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

The Scary Woodpecker owned a mug that they sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly original thought, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the thing selected.