Her Depressed Woodpecker

Her Depressed Woodpecker had a hat that they sometimes embrace. It was a different idea, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a hat was the chosen item.

Her Depressed Woodpecker always carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally embrace. It might have been a fairly exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

Her Depressed Woodpecker needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes drop. It would be a strange exercise, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

Her Depressed Woodpecker desperately looked for a wig that they liked to annihilate It was considered to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a wig is the thing to choose.

Her Depressed Woodpecker wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly funny thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was amazing. A can of Tango being the item opted for.

Her Depressed Woodpecker had a cucumber that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.