His Exciting Woodpecker

His Exciting Woodpecker craved for a computer that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the thing to choose.

His Exciting Woodpecker carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally embrace. This seems to be a new idea, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

His Exciting Woodpecker found a wig that they liked to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

His Exciting Woodpecker wanted a bag of flour that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly strange thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

His Exciting Woodpecker desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would often sleep with. It should be a surprising idea, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was fun. A rubber chicken being the chosen item.

His Exciting Woodpecker always kept a spade that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be a fairly new action, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was simply life. Remarkably, a spade is the thing that was chosen.