Her Tired Woodpecker

Her Tired Woodpecker desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would often put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

Her Tired Woodpecker desperately searched for a big sponge that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge being the item selected.

Her Tired Woodpecker had a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put up their bum. It might be a curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

Her Tired Woodpecker owned a spade that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the item chosen.

Her Tired Woodpecker always carried a pencil sharpener that they would sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

Her Tired Woodpecker desperately needed a little monkey that they would try to balance on their head. It is a curious thing to do, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be amazing. A little monkey being the item selected.