Her Cute Woodpecker

Her Cute Woodpecker always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a funny suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

Her Cute Woodpecker desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would embrace. This is certainly a curious thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

Her Cute Woodpecker looked for a crown that they liked to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly unusual undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a crown would be the item chosen.

Her Cute Woodpecker wanted a bottle of beer that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

Her Cute Woodpecker always had with them a teapot that they would rub on his belly. It is a fairly exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was magnificent. Honestly, a teapot having that done to it

Her Cute Woodpecker craved for a condom that they liked to demolish. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was selected.