My Crazy Woodpecker

My Crazy Woodpecker always had with them a custard pie that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

My Crazy Woodpecker looked for a stretchman that they would occasionally break. It is an odd exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the item opted for.

My Crazy Woodpecker often carried a sack of potatoes to put on his head. One might consider this to be a weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

My Crazy Woodpecker always kept a cheese grater that they would break. It was a fairly bizarre exercise, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

My Crazy Woodpecker desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would sometimes play with. It would have been a fairly exciting action, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

My Crazy Woodpecker found a ball that they would insert somewhere. It is an astonishing activity, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be amazing. Strangely, a ball is the thing that was chosen.