His Anxious Woodpecker

His Anxious Woodpecker desired a piece of paper that they liked to break. It is a weird action, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

His Anxious Woodpecker desired a sword that they would often play with. This is certainly an extraordinary thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.

His Anxious Woodpecker desired a bag of flour that they sometimes smash. This seems to be an exciting undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

His Anxious Woodpecker desired a wig that they liked to play with. It might be a new exercise, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was entertaining. A wig being the item selected.

His Anxious Woodpecker craved for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally eat. It would be a new approach to life, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

His Anxious Woodpecker needed a sponge that they would often worship. This is certainly a curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sponge is the thing to select.