My Eccentric Woodpecker

My Eccentric Woodpecker owned a dildo that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a dildo being the item opted for.

My Eccentric Woodpecker often carried a pencil sharpener that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

My Eccentric Woodpecker desperately needed a pint of beer to drop. One might consider this to be a fairly strange idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was exciting. Honestly, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

My Eccentric Woodpecker always carried a sponge that they would occasionally experiment on. One might find this to be a different thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the item chosen.

My Eccentric Woodpecker wanted a crown that they liked to embrace. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a crown would be the item chosen.

My Eccentric Woodpecker searched for a spade that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly original thought, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a spade was the chosen thing.