Her Cute Woodpecker

Her Cute Woodpecker had a rubber chicken that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be a fairly unusual suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

Her Cute Woodpecker always carried a pint of beer that they liked to smash. It was a fairly unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item to select.

Her Cute Woodpecker owned a painting of a melon that they would sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

Her Cute Woodpecker always kept a teapot to cuddle. It was considered to be a curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

Her Cute Woodpecker always kept a pint of beer that they would put on his head. It would have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

Her Cute Woodpecker often carried a tomato that they would sometimes drop. One might consider this to be an extraordinary operation, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a tomato being the thing selected.