Her Stupid Woodpecker

Her Stupid Woodpecker often carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

Her Stupid Woodpecker desperately needed a condom that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly funny thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a condom being the item selected.

Her Stupid Woodpecker craved for a sword that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly different suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a sword was the thing that was selected.

Her Stupid Woodpecker carried a stretchman that they would sometimes embrace. It would have been a curious thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

Her Stupid Woodpecker always carried a sack of potatoes that they would often annihilate It is considered to be a fairly original suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

Her Stupid Woodpecker searched for a rubber chicken that they would often rub on his belly. It is a fairly curious suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.