A Horny Woodpecker

A Horny Woodpecker craved for a dildo that they would occasionally drop. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

A Horny Woodpecker desperately craved for a little monkey to smash. It might be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

A Horny Woodpecker desperately desired a painting of a melon to break. It might have been a weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

A Horny Woodpecker always kept a pen to share. It was considered to be a different idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a pen of all things.

A Horny Woodpecker often carried a bag of flour that they would try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was wonderful. A bag of flour is the item to opt for.

A Horny Woodpecker desperately searched for a computer that they sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly astonishing exercise, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a computer being the item selected.