My Eccentric Woodpecker

My Eccentric Woodpecker desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally eat. It was a fairly exciting proposal, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is epic. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

My Eccentric Woodpecker often carried a pint of cider that they sometimes share. It was a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

My Eccentric Woodpecker owned a dildo that they liked to experiment on. It should have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is simply life. A dildo is the thing to opt for.

My Eccentric Woodpecker desperately desired a porno magazine that they would sometimes smash. It was a different undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. A porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

My Eccentric Woodpecker desperately needed a computer that they would often experiment on. This might appear to be a different undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

My Eccentric Woodpecker always carried a tomato to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly peculiar activity, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be epic. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.