The Adorable Woodpecker

The Adorable Woodpecker craved for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes throw. It was considered to be a bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

The Adorable Woodpecker owned a chocolate bar to smash. This seems a fairly strange thought, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

The Adorable Woodpecker owned a lava lamp that they would often eat. It would be a curious idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

The Adorable Woodpecker found a vibrator that they would often smash. One might consider this to be a fairly weird proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the item selected.

The Adorable Woodpecker needed a can of coke that they sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly astonishing action, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the thing to select.

The Adorable Woodpecker desperately searched for a computer that they liked to throw. This seems to be a surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a computer was the item that was opted for.