Square Worm

Square Worm had a pint of beer that they would share. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who expected that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

Square Worm looked for a porno magazine that they would eat. One might consider this to be a new operation, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. A porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

Square Worm wanted a melon that they liked to play with. It is an exciting suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Worm, who thought it was exciting. Bizarrely, a melon being the item opted for.

Square Worm found a lava lamp that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to select.

Square Worm always kept a sack of potatoes that they liked to put up their bum. This seems a bizarre proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

Square Worm carried a lava lamp that they would often embrace. It is considered to be a curious exercise, to many, but not to the Worm, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.