Her Funny Worm

Her Funny Worm desperately needed a condom that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be an original activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who thinks it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Funny Worm desperately searched for a wig that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who thought it would be wonderous. A wig would be the chosen thing.

Her Funny Worm often carried a helmet that they sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be an astonishing operation, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea was spectacular. A helmet is the item that was chosen.

Her Funny Worm wanted a stapler that they would often eat. It should have been a fairly funny suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who thinks that this idea was amazing. A stapler was the thing that was chosen.

Her Funny Worm needed a magic 8 ball to experiment on. It might have been a surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Worm, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball of all things.

Her Funny Worm had a tomato that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly odd activity, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.