A Beautiful Worm

A Beautiful Worm desperately desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a new thing to do, to my children, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

A Beautiful Worm needed a sack of potatoes that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who thought it was wonderful. A sack of potatoes is the item to select.

A Beautiful Worm often carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be a funny activity, to me, but not to the Worm, who thought it would be magnificent. Honestly, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

A Beautiful Worm always had with them a mug that they would hug. It is an original approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Worm, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the chosen item.

A Beautiful Worm looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes experiment on. It would have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Worm, who had decided it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

A Beautiful Worm desperately needed a bat that they would often throw. It might be a different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who expected that this idea was epic. Honestly, a bat was the item that was chosen.