My Ugly Jerk

My Ugly Jerk always carried a porno magazine that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

My Ugly Jerk often carried a melon that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly astonishing action, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is sublime. A melon was the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Jerk had a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally smash. It is a new activity, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Jerk desperately craved for a cheese grater that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

My Ugly Jerk found a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

My Ugly Jerk found a pen that they would try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was epic. Who would have imagined, a pen was the item that was opted for.