The Grumpy Alien

The Grumpy Alien always had with them a can of Tango that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might be an original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

The Grumpy Alien always carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes share. It might be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

The Grumpy Alien desperately searched for a sack of potatoes to throw. It should be a weird proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who thinks it would be miraculous. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

The Grumpy Alien craved for a mug that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was amazing. A mug being the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Alien always carried a sword that they would occasionally embrace. It might be a funny proposal, to some, but not to the Alien, who thinks it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sword being the thing opted for.

The Grumpy Alien looked for a chocolate bar to share. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was fun. A chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.