The Handsome Alien

The Handsome Alien craved for a Harry Potter wand to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had decided it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

The Handsome Alien needed a sword that they would rub on his belly. This seems a weird suggestion, to you, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Alien desired a helmet that they would occasionally smash. It would be an original operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who considered it was simply life. Honestly, a helmet being the chosen item.

The Handsome Alien always kept a ball that they sometimes eat. It might have been a curious action, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Honestly, a ball was the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Alien always carried a bottle of beer that they would often break. One might say this is a bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

The Handsome Alien desperately craved for a computer to try to balance on their head. It is a fairly funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a computer would be the item that was opted for.