Crazy Alien

Crazy Alien desired a bottle of wine that they would occasionally cuddle. It should be a fairly new activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

Crazy Alien always kept a sword that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a different operation, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Who would have thought, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.

Crazy Alien desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes smash. This seems a fairly peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

Crazy Alien found a bottle of coke that they liked to sleep with. It would have been a bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

Crazy Alien owned a rubber chicken that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a funny undertaking, to some, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

Crazy Alien wanted a tomato that they liked to eat. It was considered to be a funny exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a tomato is the thing to opt for.