The Orange Alien

The Orange Alien often carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

The Orange Alien always carried a bag of poop that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems an unusual undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a bag of poop having that done to it

The Orange Alien often carried a porno magazine that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly odd thought, to you, but not to the Alien, who had decided it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

The Orange Alien always carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly exciting activity, to me, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

The Orange Alien always kept a hat that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be an astonishing activity, to many, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a hat is the item to select.

The Orange Alien looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who had decided it would be stunning. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.