The Silly Alien

The Silly Alien craved for a big sponge that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems a funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

The Silly Alien desired a can of coke to break. One might consider this to be a bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

The Silly Alien owned a can of coke that they would smash. It should have been a fairly weird thing to do, to some, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. A can of coke being the thing selected.

The Silly Alien looked for a porno magazine to cuddle. This could be considered a fairly curious thought, to many, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

The Silly Alien desperately looked for a ball that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a ball being the thing selected.

The Silly Alien desperately desired a can of Tango that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.