My Unusual Alien

My Unusual Alien desired a block of cheese that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

My Unusual Alien found a Harry Potter wand to rub on his belly. It was a fairly original suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

My Unusual Alien wanted a porno magazine that they would often try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly weird undertaking, to most, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

My Unusual Alien carried a cup that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup being the thing selected.

My Unusual Alien needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally embrace. One might say this is an unusual idea, to many, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

My Unusual Alien desperately craved for a tomato that they would often put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly different undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a tomato having that done to it