My Horny Alien

My Horny Alien needed a bag of flour that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a fairly peculiar operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

My Horny Alien often carried a bottle of coke that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly a somewhat surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who felt it would be entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the chosen item.

My Horny Alien desperately wanted a piece of paper that they sometimes put on his head. It might have been an extraordinary approach to life, to many, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

My Horny Alien desperately desired a set square to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a set square having that done to it

My Horny Alien carried a little monkey that they would occasionally drop. This could be considered an odd suggestion, to me, but not to the Alien, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.

My Horny Alien desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.