The Anxious Alien

The Anxious Alien desperately looked for a spade that they liked to put down their trousers. It should have been an odd approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

The Anxious Alien desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes share. This seems to be a fairly funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who feels it was wonderous. A pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Alien desperately wanted a dildo that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might be a fairly new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

The Anxious Alien looked for a computer that they liked to break. This is certainly a fairly new operation, to my children, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was awesome. A computer was the chosen thing.

The Anxious Alien wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes demolish. This could be considered a fairly curious thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a vibrator is the thing to select.

The Anxious Alien had a bottle of coke that they would sometimes demolish. It would be an exciting action, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.