Her Chinese Alien

Her Chinese Alien wanted a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally demolish. It should have been a somewhat surprising thought, to me, but not to the Alien, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

Her Chinese Alien wanted a wig that they liked to hug. It might have been a curious exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a wig would be the chosen thing.

Her Chinese Alien carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes break. It might have been a fairly curious approach to life, to many, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

Her Chinese Alien desperately searched for a big sponge to sleep with. This seems to be a peculiar thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the item to select.

Her Chinese Alien owned a stapler that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly unusual operation, to some, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

Her Chinese Alien craved for a hat that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly unusual action, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a hat of all things.