The Hungry Alien

The Hungry Alien looked for a dildo to demolish. This seems to be a fairly astonishing operation, to my children, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

The Hungry Alien always had with them a CD player that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a CD player of all things.

The Hungry Alien always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly weird approach to life, to me, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

The Hungry Alien owned a spade that they sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be an exciting thought, to you, but not to the Alien, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

The Hungry Alien owned a magic 8 ball to eat. This could be considered a strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

The Hungry Alien desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken of all things.