The Bum Loving Antelope

The Bum Loving Antelope owned a bag of flour that they would sometimes embrace. One might find this to be an original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Antelope desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would often break. It was a curious activity, to me, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Antelope always had with them a little monkey that they would worship. It would be a weird action, to many, but not to the Antelope, who felt it was magnificent. Honestly, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Antelope often carried a spade that they would sometimes demolish. This is certainly a fairly funny exercise, to most, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a spade being the item opted for.

The Bum Loving Antelope desperately searched for a computer that they would often worship. It is a weird and wonderful approach to life, to some, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a computer would be the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Antelope found a can of coke that they would occasionally cuddle. It is an extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the item opted for.