The Fucking Antelope

The Fucking Antelope searched for a hat that they would often embrace. One might say this is a surprising action, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fucking Antelope desperately desired a porno magazine that they would occasionally break. It is considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Antelope wanted a painting of a melon that they would often throw. It was a somewhat surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

The Fucking Antelope craved for a bat that they would hug. One might find this to be an exciting proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the item to opt for.

The Fucking Antelope wanted a helmet that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Antelope had a tomato that they would sometimes break. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who thought it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a tomato would be the item that was selected.