The Stupid Antelope

The Stupid Antelope craved for a spade that they would try to nail to the wall. It should have been an astonishing thing to do, to some, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Antelope always had with them a computer that they would play with. This seems a funny idea, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer of all things.

The Stupid Antelope had a melon that they sometimes play with. It would have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a melon of all things.

The Stupid Antelope craved for a rubber chicken that they would eat. It should have been a fairly different thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

The Stupid Antelope desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is a fairly original action, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

The Stupid Antelope looked for a condom to throw. This seems a weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a condom was the thing that was chosen.