A Retarded Antelope

A Retarded Antelope desperately craved for a tomato to sleep with. This might appear to be a weird action, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

A Retarded Antelope wanted a little monkey that they would often drop. This seems a fairly astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a little monkey having that done to it

A Retarded Antelope desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would often share. One might find this to be a fairly strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

A Retarded Antelope needed a radiator that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been an extraordinary suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a radiator is the item that was chosen.

A Retarded Antelope had a teapot that they would often cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly exciting operation, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

A Retarded Antelope desperately desired a cup that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a cup was the chosen item.