The Determined Antelope

The Determined Antelope desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

The Determined Antelope always kept a ball that they liked to eat. It should have been a fairly astonishing idea, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who expected it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a ball is the item to opt for.

The Determined Antelope found a cup that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cup is the item to choose.

The Determined Antelope desperately desired a vibrator that they would sit and look at. One might say this is a funny activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

The Determined Antelope carried a little monkey that they liked to demolish. It is a surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a little monkey of all things.

The Determined Antelope needed a bottle of wine that they would put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who expected it would be miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item to select.