Her Green Antelope

Her Green Antelope always carried a magic 8 ball that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a strange undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

Her Green Antelope found a pencil sharpener to hug. It should have been a fairly original action, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

Her Green Antelope needed a cup that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly odd activity, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a cup was the chosen thing.

Her Green Antelope carried a custard pie to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly odd exercise, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

Her Green Antelope desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would worship. One might say this is a new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

Her Green Antelope often carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an original idea, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.