The Ugly Antelope

The Ugly Antelope desperately needed a dildo that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be an odd proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

The Ugly Antelope desperately wanted a stapler that they would sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Antelope, who thought it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Antelope always kept a porno magazine that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

The Ugly Antelope owned a tomato that they sometimes annihilate It would have been a fairly new approach to life, to many, but not to the Antelope, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing to choose.

The Ugly Antelope carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems an original activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who feels it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

The Ugly Antelope looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should be a bizarre undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.