The Red Antelope

The Red Antelope carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a fairly funny suggestion, to most, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea was fun. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

The Red Antelope often carried a rubber chicken to insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt it was epic. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

The Red Antelope often carried a computer to annihilate It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the item chosen.

The Red Antelope always carried a chocolate bar to embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

The Red Antelope always had with them a sponge to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Antelope, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the item to opt for.

The Red Antelope owned a set square that they would embrace. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to some, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a set square was the thing that was selected.