Red Antelope

Red Antelope desperately needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes hug. It is a fairly curious thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

Red Antelope often carried a cucumber that they would often worship. It might have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Antelope, who considered it would be awe-inspring. A cucumber would be the chosen thing.

Red Antelope desperately desired a radiator that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a radiator being the item opted for.

Red Antelope owned a pen that they would sometimes demolish. It is a curious undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a pen being the item selected.

Red Antelope craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would experiment on. It was a fairly weird approach to life, to most, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it would be amazing. A can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

Red Antelope carried a dildo that they would often annihilate One might say this is a fairly exciting proposal, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a dildo being the thing selected.