His Crypting Artist

His Crypting Artist always carried a bottle of wine that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly bizarre thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who thinks it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.

His Crypting Artist wanted a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes worship. It should have been a somewhat surprising activity, to some, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

His Crypting Artist searched for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who thought it was epic. A bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

His Crypting Artist desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they liked to break. This is certainly an unusual suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

His Crypting Artist often carried a wig that they would sit and look at. It might be a strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a wig being the thing opted for.

His Crypting Artist wanted a spade to drop. One might consider this to be a strange idea, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a spade is the item to choose.