My Unusual Artist

My Unusual Artist often carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is a fairly original thing to do, to some, but not to the Artist, who felt it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the item selected.

My Unusual Artist craved for a bag of poop that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly strange exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

My Unusual Artist wanted a helmet that they would embrace. It might have been a fairly different undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

My Unusual Artist looked for a little monkey that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea was epic. Honestly, a little monkey having that done to it

My Unusual Artist desperately searched for a porno magazine that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a funny suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who felt it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

My Unusual Artist searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems a fairly surprising thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.