His Famous Artist

His Famous Artist needed a set square that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly strange activity, to me, but not to the Artist, who thought that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the chosen thing.

His Famous Artist had a custard pie that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been an original thing to do, to some, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

His Famous Artist wanted a ball that they would sometimes hug. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

His Famous Artist desperately looked for a vibrator to smash. It would be an exciting suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the item selected.

His Famous Artist always had with them a pen that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who thought it was epic. Remarkably, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

His Famous Artist carried a rubber johnny that they would break. It might be a curious activity, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was fun. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.