The Tired Artist

The Tired Artist desperately desired a painting of a melon to rub on his belly. It might be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Tired Artist looked for a can of Tango to play with. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary action, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Artist had a bag of poop that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly funny thought, to me, but not to the Artist, who thought that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

The Tired Artist desperately desired a can of Tango that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a weird and wonderful activity, to most, but not to the Artist, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

The Tired Artist had a Harry Potter wand to break. This could be considered a fairly peculiar action, to me, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

The Tired Artist desperately desired a cucumber that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a weird idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.