His Red Artist

His Red Artist desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes eat. This seems to be an extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

His Red Artist desperately craved for a crown to put up their bum. This is certainly a surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. A crown of all things.

His Red Artist always kept a porno magazine that they would often demolish. This seems a funny idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

His Red Artist needed a tomato to cuddle. This could be considered an unusual approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who thought it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

His Red Artist had a little monkey that they liked to throw. It should be a fairly new thought, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a little monkey being the thing selected.

His Red Artist desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would sometimes embrace. This seems to be an unusual thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke having that done to it