Their Big Baboon

Their Big Baboon desperately wanted a condom that they would share. It might be a fairly odd proposal, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Strangely, a condom being the thing opted for.

Their Big Baboon owned a vibrator that they sometimes demolish. This could be considered a weird thing to do, to many, but not to the Baboon, who considered it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the chosen item.

Their Big Baboon always had with them a crown that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly weird suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a crown is the item to opt for.

Their Big Baboon desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would smash. This is certainly an unusual operation, to most, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

Their Big Baboon looked for a stapler that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it would be awesome. Strangely, a stapler was the chosen item.

Their Big Baboon desired a pint of cider that they sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly funny idea, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.